Just got in

Hi, there readers! This is Cardinal XXXXXX XXXXX-elli, reporting from inside the Papal Election Conclave.

We’re all getting settled in at the new Hotel JP2 here in the Vatican, and I thought I’d use my new USBluetooth enabled PDA to send word about the goings-on in here. I know this is supposed to be highly secure and checked by “technicians of trusted character.” But, what the hey I’m getting four bars so why not let ‘er rip…

We had a wonderful lamb consomme to open tonights dinner, followed up with a kind of Greek-ish salad (a tip of the hat to the Constantinopalians) with greens, feta and olives. The main course was chicken nuggets and fries, a traditional favorite of our dearly beloved and departed brother Wotyla. And, for desert, we had make-your-own-sundaes. The winner was Card. Victorius Secretus with his Crucifixation in Tootsie Rolls and Oreo crumbs…

Hot topix at the dinner table…How can we make the next popemobile more accessible to the Catholic youth of today? What would Jesus do about asking for second helpings? Is there any amongst us who can stop ol’ Ratzass-inger?

In nominae Patria, Filia, Espiritu Sancti…
Blah-blah-blah, Amen…
Xelli