Now what was it again...?

I always forget...is it white smoke means we elected a new Pope? or black smoke?
And what do we mix in with the ballots to color the smoke correctly?
Now, wouldn't it be a lot simpler if we mixed in a couple of handfuls of bottle rockets when the vote is successful? That would tell the world, huh?

Burning the ballots like that kind of eliminates the possibility of a recount.

Anyway, I'm going to have to emigrate to the lavatorium when they start to appoint the burn committee. That ought to keep me out of that trouble.

Ah...I hear the klaxon summoning us to the conclave.

Hugs and kisses and prayers...
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Xelli